tedious tasks and crapping air

Synonyms for farts
bad case of pocket thunder
crapping air
baking methane muffins

Life is a funny thing. Today I'm going to be doing a lot of things, "tedious tasks" some might call them. But I love doing them. Going to be doing a 24 parody for the youth group. We need to include the line "who are you working for? !!! " at least 3 times. That's really all I know that's truly hilarious. Has anyone else noticed that food keeps getting smaller? Any premade product you buy keeps going down in size. I don't mind them charging more but could they at least have the decency to keep the product the same size. It's like they're hoping we won't notice.
Days off mean a lot more when you don't have as many as you used to. How I long for the constant breaks of college life. Blue jackets still sitting on 11 wins. Completely depressing.

breastmilk ice cream

As I sit here with my wife I'm awash in glory. I have created a blog. To anyone out there that knows me this is anti-jon. Technology, I mean. The title is rather self explanatory but I'll share the background. I was just sitting here and we were looking at the ben and jerry's website and I wondered aloud if anyone had ever made breastmilk ice cream.
I really don't want a flood of recipes here. Just for posterity I want to give a big screw you to all the greenlighters out there who never told me about this blogging thing. I've wanted a forum for all my bellyaching for years. Keep your eyes open people this is going to be the most meaningful visit of your day!
The cookie man is done.