Strange but true

This is going to sound weird to all the girls but when I pee I pee to one side. I don't know if this happens to all guys or even women but I know it is real to me. Plus sometimes my pee will shoot into two streams. I'm like some kind of mutant pee-er.
The next big project we are going to undertake, besides re-painting every room in the house, is new flooring. Probably fake hardwood. Then we work on replacing the lawn.
I bought like nine new T-shirts on vacation. For the first time, I like every shirt in my dresser.
Laurie and I picked peaches off the tree in Virginia and made jam the following week. It is de-friggin-licious. Made a new cookie for a neighbor's birthday yesterday. Chocolate with raspberry jam. I'm not quite the domestic goddess that Kristi Benson is but....
Last night after an hour long search I finally found a song I'd been looking for for well over half a year. It was in an episode of "Bones" at the end. Turns out it was a song called "Precious" by Depeche Mode.


Positives: blogging, movies in theaters, 5 dollar large pepperoni
Negatives: unreliable phone service, wonky back, outstanding contracts