Craptastic!

I may be the most disgusting guy around but I feel like I'm not alone. I have peed on the back of my pants while sitting on the toilet at school. Sometimes when I cough really hard something will fly out the back of my throat. I pick my nose and fling my boogers, in a really secret way. And most disgusting of all, if I don't get enough toilet paper, I can get poo on my hand by accident. Gross, gross, gross.
So for all of you out there who are closet nasties, the time has come to stand and confess. Amnesty has been granted here at Breastmilk Ice Cream.