solid hydration

I was drinking from my Powerade the other day and I noticed that it says on the bottle that Powerade is "liquid hydration". Really. Liquid hydration. I'm glad I was drinking my hydration. I'd hate to have that new solid hydration cause it's apparently only taken rectally. In reality there is a product called gooze that is like a slimy gel you eat that hydrates you. Friggin' weird.
Fruit20 is the same way. They have waters that are focused on energy, immunity defense and one for hydration. Like all waters don't hydrate. Sometimes......

I have my mother's thighs, I have to accept that

Were I a potstirrer I would ask some inflammatory question and probably be flooded with comments. Being the sweet fella that I am I just want to ask in this order:
1. What was the greatest meal you've ever had?
2. Where is your Bible right now?
3. What song makes your skin tingle with the feeling that music is the heartbeat of God?

Show us your skirt Jimmy

I was thinking today. I get really mad at a lot of stuff and stew on it. Too often God gets the brunt of my anger. I was mad at my co-worker who gets into at least two stupid fights a day with his girlfriend. Secondly, I was mad at my lot in life. You see, I load boxes from here to there all day and I'm trying to find a job in ministry. Well, on days like today, when we get too much to do and don't have the tools to adequately complete our task, I get angry. At life, co-workers, and God. This stems, I believe from a flawed view of what I am owed in life. Sometimes I think that because I live Christianly I should get the perfect job and a great night's sleep and a wife who cooks and enough money to invest and live securely. Just between you and me, I'm the least financially successfully member of my small group.
But my conditions have nothing to do with my faith. Sometimes the most faithful of all have nothing. Whereas on the other hand, those with the perfect life have a hollow existence. I guess this is just me being brutally honest with myself and you the viewer. From time to time I believe the lies. Truthfully it scares me to think I could be a faith experiment like Hosea or Abraham. Am I just supposed to be faithful with what I've got or should I aspire to greater things? Sorry, I forgot this blog was supposed to be about random crap. I almost heard a cheesy soundtrack swelling in the background.
If they made nursing commercials as cool as armed forces recuitment commercials, they probably wouldn't have to beg for nurses or teachers or whatever. I'm growing my hair out again. Yeah, there too, but I'm actually talking about on my head. later fashionistas