solid hydration

I was drinking from my Powerade the other day and I noticed that it says on the bottle that Powerade is "liquid hydration". Really. Liquid hydration. I'm glad I was drinking my hydration. I'd hate to have that new solid hydration cause it's apparently only taken rectally. In reality there is a product called gooze that is like a slimy gel you eat that hydrates you. Friggin' weird.
Fruit20 is the same way. They have waters that are focused on energy, immunity defense and one for hydration. Like all waters don't hydrate. Sometimes......