Have you ever looked at pictures of yourself with your eyes closed? I always used to be concerned about how I looked. Never having seen myself until about a week ago. I don't get many pictures taken of me while I sleep. Not a strange as I thought it would be.
Blue raspberry is an entirely man-made flavor. Nowhere in nature is there a raspberry that is blue.
Squirrel peanut butter, for some reason, did away with the peanut on the top of their product. I bought it not only for the flavor, but because it was the one with the peanut on top.
Why do diet products, which contain sweetener 100 times more powerful than sugar, taste so bad? Like they need a teaspoon of sugar.
The average American consumes 8 gallons of ice cream a year. Vanilla is still the most popular flavor. (A claim I do not believe)
I went to a beautiful home for a party yesterday and it was ten times nicer than ours. But I was comforted by the fact that their paint job looked just as amateur as our own.
Harry Potter was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly for their fall movie preview. Only the day before Warner Brothers announced they are moving the movie to July 2009. Can anyone get it together? I'm just saying. Plus it sucks having to wait a whole eight months more.
My parents visit in three weeks. They've seen Emma twice so far. I'm going to have to train her with a picture to be able to identify them.
Xmas list: Harry Potter books in paperback. New shirts. New ties.
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we have this cork board up in our son's room with pics of family that live far away. that way we can talk to him about each family member and he can remember them somewhat. he loves looking at the pics too.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Vanilla!!!
Oddly enough, I just discovered the Squirrel Peanut Butter fiasco this very day. I was very let down.
Potential names for Ben and Jerry’s new breast milk ice cream:
1. Nipple Ripple
2. Double D-licious
3. Tasty Pasty
4. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana
5. Motorboat Mango
6. Funbag crunch
7. Bra-Buster Bars
8. Leave it to Cleavage
9. Mammary-sus cup
10. Cookie and her cream
11. Lusciously Lactic
12. Bodacious Boobie Berry
13. The Twin Peaks Sundae (with cherries on top)
14. "What-a-melon!" watermelon
15. Bazooka Joe (coffee flavored ice cream)
16. Moose-rack
17. Silicone Sister Sorbet
18. Pendulous praline
19. Jiggly crunch
20. Tahiti Teat
21. Titillating Tiramisu
22. Cookies and Creamers
23. Mama’s Mammary Madness
24. Busted Cherry non-virgin Vanilla
25. Back off, Junior mint
26. Dark Chocolate Tawana’s Treasure
27. Vanilla Nips with swirls of nuts
28. A little nip’l do ya… or, A nip of the nip (made from the breast milk of women who have been drinking.
29.
What is shelf life on mother’s milk. They better have a used by date, here’s how it should read.
“Breast if used by 34/24/34”.
Container sizes would now be referred to as "A" cup, "B" cup, "C" cup, etc.
Sugar-free sundaes could be referred to as "falsies"
You could get your ice-cream in an extra large SILI-CONE
Push-ups would never be the same
"Saggy" sundaes would be served with the cherry on the BOTTOM
Some possible slogans … “Treats only Mama can make”
“Treats you want to get your hands on”
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