Need I say more?

There was a commercial for Axe shampoo that quoted a stat saying 85% of women find dandruff a turn-off. 85%?What, the other fifteen percent are into it? Or not that turned off? Apparently there is a similar percent of women not turned off by B.O., halitosis, front-ass, nose hair, and stupidity. Cause let me tell ya, there are some gross idiots out there. And a lot of women dating them.
I paid $5.16 for 3 pieces of chocolate tonight. Godiva chocolate. I'd feel bad but it's almost worth it. I could have bought 2 pounds of M&M's however. Life's about trade-offs. I love going to stay at the Horners cause they appreciate food as much as I do. We always eat great.
I was reminded of a fun series of commercials while listening to the radio. Nike had the "Fun Police" with Gary Payton and Kevin Garnett. Always guest starring some other famous players, past or present. Leon's Furniture used to have these Ho Ho Hold the payment commercials that always made me laugh out loud too.
I always think of random crap when I'm watching TV or listening to the radio that I wish I could discuss with someone. My wife wouldn't really care and I can't blame her. Having a wingman to talk to would be awesome though.
Some fun facts about me:
I am terrible at video games.
I have two screws in my right hip. Big ones.
I've been in my local paper at least 6 times. Can you say that?
I had the highest average of any male in the sixth grade of my elementary school.
Both my siblings were the valedictorians at Bethany.
I have over a hundred Ben and Jerry's pints in my collection.
I don't wear a watch.
I have 22 mix CD's and love making them.
I've never seen The Wizard of Oz.
I've made almost $5000 selling cookies from home.

Bend with your knees

Emma has discovered that daddy has a front uhh...appendage. She calls it my tail. Now for all of you out there who think I parade around naked just suppress that gag reflex. She tries to see it, sometimes after peeing or getting out of the shower. There is no gratuitous nudity in the Hurd household.
We just bought a mini-van. Not quite sure how I feel about that. It's nice and all but it's a mini-van man.
I got my second ticket the other week. I was apparently riding the guy in front of me in rainy weather. A two-fer of misdeeds. My first came in college when I ran a red light I thought was green. Never get tired of remembering that.
Four weeks in a row of great movies coming out. Though if history is any indication I'll see maybe one in theaters. Wolverine, Star Trek, Angels and Demons, Terminator Salvation, all worth seeing but I'm really holding out for Harry Potter. Those idiots at the studio have made me wait for nine friggin months!
Had a fun night with my buddy Scott last night. Caught up, laughed, shopped, swore, and cruised in his sweet Mustang.
I'm considering getting a tattoo. The rub is that I hate needles. Hate. Have you ever noticed that the feeling you get when you release a huge pee is similar to that of sexual release? Maybe it's just me. Sorry to the unmarrieds out there who can't relate.
Have you ever been behind someone at a fast food restaurant and they've been standing in line for like five minutes and they get up their and they act like they've never seen the menu before? "Ummmm, I'll have..." Grrr.
Positives: anniversary plans, Toyota engines, moms
Negatives: fridge repairs, wet little girl, the price of gold