Need I say more?

There was a commercial for Axe shampoo that quoted a stat saying 85% of women find dandruff a turn-off. 85%?What, the other fifteen percent are into it? Or not that turned off? Apparently there is a similar percent of women not turned off by B.O., halitosis, front-ass, nose hair, and stupidity. Cause let me tell ya, there are some gross idiots out there. And a lot of women dating them.
I paid $5.16 for 3 pieces of chocolate tonight. Godiva chocolate. I'd feel bad but it's almost worth it. I could have bought 2 pounds of M&M's however. Life's about trade-offs. I love going to stay at the Horners cause they appreciate food as much as I do. We always eat great.
I was reminded of a fun series of commercials while listening to the radio. Nike had the "Fun Police" with Gary Payton and Kevin Garnett. Always guest starring some other famous players, past or present. Leon's Furniture used to have these Ho Ho Hold the payment commercials that always made me laugh out loud too.
I always think of random crap when I'm watching TV or listening to the radio that I wish I could discuss with someone. My wife wouldn't really care and I can't blame her. Having a wingman to talk to would be awesome though.
Some fun facts about me:
I am terrible at video games.
I have two screws in my right hip. Big ones.
I've been in my local paper at least 6 times. Can you say that?
I had the highest average of any male in the sixth grade of my elementary school.
Both my siblings were the valedictorians at Bethany.
I have over a hundred Ben and Jerry's pints in my collection.
I don't wear a watch.
I have 22 mix CD's and love making them.
I've never seen The Wizard of Oz.
I've made almost $5000 selling cookies from home.